It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.