He hath eaten me out of house and home.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
October.
This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.
The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
December, August, and February.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5
A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.