Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
Excellent day to have a rotten day.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.